Tuesday, July 1, 2014

Texas Tech Cheerleader versus Leopard

Kendall Jones of Cleburne 1, Leopard 0

I used to go to church in Cleburne.  It's a great little town.  I still have some friends around there.

The anti-hunters are quite upset with Ms. Jones.  She points out that leopards are predators and have killed 107 of the villagers' cattle in the past year.

I have a suggestion to those who are opposed to hunters helping to control the population of large, cattle-killing feline predators.  I think you ought to get a group of nice plump vegetarians and go over to Zimbabwe and offer yourselves as human shields. 

We will wait for the reports of your success.  We won't hold our breath, though.

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