What Does the MF Stand for Again? -- Updated

Corzine:  I Simply Do Not Know Where The Money Went

It would have been more truthful to say, "There's no tellin' where the money went."

That's spicier than I remembered.

This is a little more my style.

The original studio version with Ronnie is still the best

One more 'cause I'm kind of on the roll.

Update:  I make light of the testimony given by Corzine because if I didn't laugh, I'd probably cry.  As the lovely Miss Barnhardt has said on occasion, the rule of law is dead.  How do I know this?  Because Corzine did not plead the Fifth.  He just lied.  He can do that with impunity because he knows he is not going to have his fat ass hauled into court.  Corzine and Obama are more than just political teammates.  They are conspirators and participants in the same despicable fraud being perpetrated on the working people of this country and every developed nation in the West.  They are as crooked as a truckload of copperheads and more poisonous.  If Corzine goes down, Obama and probably several others in the administration, and, quite possibly several members of Congress go down with him.  He knows that.  Some of the tainted may be Republicans.  They all need to go to jail.

Holder could do the same thing today, saying lying depends on one's state of mind.  There is a difference between telling something I know to be false as the truth and saying something false because I believe it is true.  If Holder were guilty of ignorance, he would not be a felon.  But the Justice Department for which Holder is responsible did attempt to mislead Congress, as Sensenbrenner points out.  If this were known by the Attorneys-General as far back as Gonzales and Mukasey -- and it was -- then Holder and Obama were not ignorant but complicit.  In fact, they restarted the process after it was abandoned as a bad idea under Bush. 

Scooter Libby went to jail for supposedly making a misstatement to a grand jury.  The management of Enron went to jail -- except for the one who croaked.  Corzine and the rest of the upper management of MF Global should be in prison, as should Holder who not only lied to Congress but broke the law and enabled the murder of at least one Border Patrol agent and hundreds of Mexican citizens. 

As one of the comments on Holder's video says, it is only the little people who have to tell the truth.  Holder, Obama, Corzine, and politicians in general are above the law.  So, I say again:  the rule of law is dead.