A bulletproof clipboard?
The last time I carried a clipboard was in maybe 1971. I suppose you could stick it in your laptop bag. Do you hold it in front of your head or over your heart?
"Come on, everybody! Get down behind this clipboard!"
If a person frequently carries a clipboard for some reason, it might as well be bulletproof.
Next up, bulletproof Bibles for preachers.
Bulletproof bedpans for orderlies.
Bulletproof aprons for chefs.
Bulletproof trays for waitstaff.
Bulletproof bling for pimps.
Call me when they have a bulletproof smart-phone cover.